Tiger Tunes Lyrics
BETA BETA – Wild West
Lyrics
Born in the USA
Born an outlaw in a Western town
The first thing we took was when we robbed downtown
Wound up rotting in a cage underneath the jail
And we spend half our lives just paying a bail now
Born in the Wild West
I was born in the Wild West
You were born in the Wild West
We were born in the Wild West
Mamas Don’t Let Your Babies Grow Up to Be Outlaws
Outlaws ain't easy to kill but were harder to hold
Cause we’d rather steal all your stuff and all of your gold
Lonestar state scuffles and faded bandanas
And each day, a new town awaits
If the sheriffs don’t shoot us and we don’t die young
We’ll probably just ride away
Mamas, please let your BETAs grow up to be outlaws
Let em strap six shooters and ride some old bucks
Don’t make em be doctors and lawyers and such
Mamas, please let your BETAs grow up to be outlaws
We never stay home and were always on the run
Everyday is just so much fun
Texas
Aye…. betas in Texas, where we all robbing banks,
but yea these sheriffs still can’t catch us
We on the run out west,
And all these cowgirls think we precious
We got our boots and spurs we looking fly,
yea we the freshest
If you find yourself in our way,
I suggest you get to steppin
Aye, we on the run, we ain’t no felons
been doing this so long so go ahead and take some lessons
Used to worry we’d get caught,
but aint no one that's gonna catch us
So let’s go rob this bank
before these sheriff's try’n arrest us
Clarity
Cause this is the piece of me
We wish we didn’t need
Sheriff's chase relentlessly
But I will fight until I die
If my life is tragedy
Why is it my remedy?
If our lives are insanity
Then why is this my clarity?
Cowpoke
We were lonesome and happy, rich but now broke
And the good lord knows the reason, they took our gold
From JPAC to Francie, the ranges we know
So we search for them outlaws, trying to find what they stole
The Good the Bad the Ugly
Wanted Dead Or Alive
Nothing’s the same
But our name will never change
Every day, Beta’s not wastin' away
The same old place, where our faces grow so old
We’ll cry all night, until we get back home
I'm an outlaw
In this steel cage I rot
But were BETAAs, (BETAAAAs) dead or alive
Yea we're BETAAAs (BETAAAs) till the day we die
It’s a Great Day to be Alive
We’ve been here since 41
We’ve made a lot of memories and we’ve had some fun
We’re just some goofy guys but we just gotta say hey we’re doing alright
We’ve got Hot Girlfriends that we don’t deserve
We make mistakes sometimes we never learn
We’ve got the best buddies a man can ask for
Hey were doing all right
It's a great day to be a BETA
Well be Phellerschippin now and well be Phellerschippin later
And we’ll always win SECOND place and we’ll do it again with a smile on our face
It's a great day to a BETA
Well be Phellerschippin now and well be Phellerschippin later
We don’t know if we’ll win tiger tunes but we dedicate this great show to you
CM – Dogs
Lyrics
Who Let the Dogs out
Who let the dogs out? Who let the dogs out?
(Who? Who? Who? Who?) Woof, Woof, Woof, Woof
Who let the dogs out? Who let the dogs out?
(Who? Who? Who? Who?)Woof, Woof, Woof, Woof
Who let the dogs out? Who let the dogs out?
(Who? Who? Who? Who?) Woof, Woof, Woof, Woof
Who let the dogs out?Who let the dogs out?
Happy
It might seem crazy what I'm 'bout to say Look out the window, it’s a nice day
Sunshine she's here, you can take a break Sunshine she’s here, wanna sunbathe
I'm a hot air balloon that could go to space smell some, hot dogs that are grilling
from miles
away
With the air, like I don't care baby by the way With the air, blowing through our
hair, going
out to play
Huh, because I'm happy huh, cause dogs are happy
Clap along if you feel like a room without a roof Clap your paws if you feel like
a dog without
a leash
Because I'm happy Cause dogs are happy
Clap along if you feel like happiness is the truth Clap your paws if you love getting
scratched
behind the ears
Because I'm happy cause dogs are happy
Clap along if you know what happiness is to you Shake your tail, if you want to go
chew
up some shoes
Because I'm happy cause dogs are happy
Clap along if you feel like that's what you wanna do Clap your paws if you know what
it’s like
to be man’s best friend
Whip It
Crack that whip Catch that ball
Give the past the slip bouncing off the wall
Step on a crackIs is over here?
Break your momma's back No its over there!
When a problem comes along (You must whip it) When a squirrel comes
along (we must chase it)
Before the cream sits out too long (You must whip it) when a ball gets
thrown (we must chase it)
When something's going wrong (You must whip it) “look is that my tail?”
(gotta chase it)
Now whip it now chase it
Into shape move your legs
Shape it up all four
Get straight over there
Go forward through the air
Move ahead run! Quick!
Try to detect it try not to lose it
It's not too late its not too late
To whip it to catch it
Whip it good catch the ball
Hopelessly Devoted to You
You know I'm just a fool who's willing I went, outside, and saw you
To sit around and wait for you my eyes have never seen such beauty
But, baby, can't you see bright red fire hydrant
There's nothing else for me to do? Theres nothing else I'd raise my leg
on
I'm hopelessly devoted to you My tail wags for you
But now there's nowhere to hide But now, there’s nowhere to hide
Since you pushed my love aside not a mailbox in sight
I'm out of my head I’m raising my leg
Hopelessly devoted to you peeing on this fire hydrant
Hopelessly devoted to you peeing on this fire hydrant
Hopelessly devoted to you Hopelessly devoted to you
Waterloo
My, my Oh, my!
At Waterloo, Napoleon did surrender my water bowl, we need it when we’re thirsty
Oh, yeah Oh, yeah
And I have met my destiny in quite a similar way we’re panUng really hard, and we’re
so
parched, we need a drink (pant, pant)
The history book on the you’re filling it up in the sink (pant, pant)
Is always repeaUng itself and i just can’t wait for a drink
Waterloo
Water bowl
I was defeated, you won the war making a mess, there’s water on the floor
Waterloo waterbowl
Promise to love you forevermore leaving a puddle everywhere we go
Waterloo Waterbowl
Couldn’t escape if I wanted to already empty we need some more
Waterloo Waterbowl
Knowing my fate is to be with you be]er than anything we’ve had before
Wow-wow-wow-wow-waterloo wata-wata-wata-wata-waterbowl
Finally facing my waterloo We love drinking from our waterbowl
Please Mr. Postman: (.25)
(Wait) Oh, yes, wait a minute, Mr. Postman (wait) oh, yes, everyone look it’s
the postman (wait)
(Wait) Wa-a-a-ait, Mr. Postman (wait) wa-a-a-ait Mr. Postman
[Chorus]
Please, Mr. Postman, look and see (Whoa, yeah) I wonder if he can see me
(woah, yeah)
Is there a letter in your bag for me? (Please, please, Mr. Po-o-ostman)
through this window watching diligently (please, please, Mr Po-o-ostman)
'Cause it's been a mighty long time (Whoa, yeah) Cause it’s been a mighty
long time (one day)
Since I heard from this boyfriend of mine Since we’ve seen you drive by
Cha Cha Slide
This is somethin' new This is something cool
The Casper Slide part two gonna show you a trick or two
Featurin' The Platinum Band featuring the CM Dogs
And this Ume, we're gonna get funky, funky and this Ume, we’re gonna get treats
Funky Treats
Alright now, we're gonna do the basic step Alright now for our first few tricks
To the lee turn around
Take it back now, y'all shake your tail now yall
One hop this Ume puppy dog eyes
Right foot, let's stomp right paw, lets shake
Lee foot, let's stomp lee paw, lets shake
Cha-cha real smooth Cha-cha real smooth
Turn it out get a treat
Freeze! Everybody, clap your hands (clap your hands Freeze! Everybody clap your paws
You’ve Got A Friend In Me
You've got a friend in me We are a man’s best friend
You've got a friend in me We are a man’s best friend
When the road looks rough ahead When you need a head to pet
And you're miles and miles from your nice warm bed and you’re all alone in a and
without a friend
Just remember what your old pal said just remember what the humans said
Boy, you've got a friend in me that Dogs are a man’s best friend
Yeah, you've got a friend in me CM dogs are a man’s best friend
CM Dogs are a man’s best friend
Chi Delta – Founding Mothers
Lyrics
Mother
The fact that Chi Deltas
Are literally Mothers right now
We are your mothers (We are your mothers), you listen to us (you listen to us)
Stop all that mansplainin’, we’re not listening
Tell us, who gave you, um,
Permission to speak? (Speak)
We are your mothers (We are your mothers), you listen to us(shh)
M-m-m-mister big boys, pullin’ up in with your big plans
Doin’ all this blabbin’ , making’ all that big noise
‘Cause y’all got your plans called out by these little ladies (your babies)
Yet your words are so strong even when we’ve been wronged (wronged)
Why can’t we be a part of it too? (A part of it too?)
You forget who you’re talkin’ to
We are your mothers (We are your mothers), you listen to us (you listen to us)
I Heard it through the Grapevine
Ooh-ooh, we bet you’re wondering how we knew
About your plans to start anew
It took us by surprise we must say (took us by surprise, we must say)
When we heard it only yesterday (yesterday, yesterday)
You Don’t know that
We heard it through the grapevine
Oh not much longer we’d be etched in time
Oh, we heard it through the grapevine
My Shot
And we are not throwin’ away our shot
We are not throwin’ away our shot
Ayo, we’re just like our country
We’re young, scrappy, and hungry
And we are not throwin’ away our
Everybody shout! Whoa, whoa, whoa
Yeah, whoa! (Whoo!), whoa
Rise up, when we’re living on our knees, we rise up
Tell your brothers that they need to rise up
Tell your sisters that they need to rise up
When are these women gonna rise up? (Whoa)
Pour Some Sugar On Me
Now, c’mon, take a barrel, shake it up
Break the seal, toss it up
Pour that tea out for me
Britain’s taxin’ our tea
Pour that tea out for me
We can’t get enough
We’re hot, sticky sweet
From our head to our feet, yeah
(Hey, hey, hey)
Listen, one barrel, two barrels, three barrels go
Crazy little women in a one-man show
Hamilton
Alexander Hamilton
(NOOOO)
The name is Alexander Hamilton
(This guy stinks!!)
La La Land
Who said we can’t be soldiers in this war?
Well, that’s just us!
Yankee Doodle Dandy
Lose My Breath
Trap Queen
We won
Yah-ah
1776, ayy
We’re like “Hey, what’s up? Hello”
Seen your happy face, soon as you heard we won
We just want credit, got a place for us to sign?
Everybody cheerin’, we got all these fans oh
We so independent, we ain’t never letting’ go
And we say bye to Great Britain
We just won the war, We sayin’ bye to Great Britain, yeah
And no more Kings for us baby
We be drinkin’ tea, sewin’ flags with my ladies, yeah
Courtesy Of The Red, White, and Blue
Yes, we are your, Founding Mothers
Like Founding Fathers we salute, but we weren’t recognized
When you see Ol’ Glory flyin’, remember what we did
So you could sleep in peace every night when you laid down your heads
Our husbands served in the war, where they lost their right legs
So we started gathering our girls, to plan a defense
Britain wanted our sugar, our tea, and the best country
To prevent a happiness for the Land of the Free
When this nation that we loved was put under attack
We held meetings to come up with a plan to fight back
As soon as we could see a path through George Washington’s eyes
Yeah, we lit up the war like the 4th of July
Yeah Founding Mothers, put their lives on the line for you
And the King of Great Britain started shaking his fist
And our flag will fly, high up in the sky
When you see Stars and Stripes, just remember the fight
So remember the ladies of the revolution
Yeah we brought the, courtesy for the Red, White, and Blue
Chi Mu – Pest Control
Lyrics
*PHONE RINGS*
CLIENT: Hey Chi Mu, I think I might have a problem…A pest problem!
EXTERMINATOR 1: Don’t worry, Chi Mu Pest Control is on the way!
Come And Get Your Love
Hey (hey) what's the problem we can solve, yeah
Hey (hey) there's no pest that we can't find, get behind, and remove
Hey (hey) nothin' the matter like I said
We can find them, squish them, confine them
Hey, keep with it, girls, ‘cause we’re signed
For this time, and too late to resign
We take care of bugs
We take care of bugs
We take care of bugs
We take care of bugs
Hot To Go
Roaches crawlin’ round, it's a big confliction
What’s a better answer than extermination?
How can something scary be so itty-bitty?
You can try your best but you will not shock me
Roaches, it was nice to meet
But soon you’re going to taste defeat
You’re like a creepy crawly gross disease
And we’ll soon have victory, soon have victory
G-O-T-T-O-G-O
Spritz and spray and mask your nose
Glove your hands, that’s how we roll
Roaches now you’ve got to go
G-O-T-T-O-G-O
Spritz and spray and mask your nose
Glove your hands, that’s how we roll
G-O-T-T-O-G-O
G-O-T-T-O-G-O
These roaches have got to go
G-O-T-T-O-G-O
These roaches have got to go
We Did It
We got 'em!
We got 'em!
We got 'em!
We sprayed them!
We got 'em!
*RECORD SCRATCH*
EXTERMINATOR 2: Uhhhh, guys? I don’t think we used pesticide…we sprayed them with fertilizer!
EXTERMINATORS: FERTILIZER? NO!!
BEAU ROACH: And now we’re human sized!
EXTERMINATORS: HUMAN SIZED?! AHHHHHHHH!
You’ll Be Back
Now we’re back like before
It’s time for us to go and set the score
For my lost, for your pain
And I'll chase you all my roachin’ days
When you're gone, we'll have won
So don't run away before we’re done
'Cause when bugs get too big
We will crush your friends and family so we’ll finally have revenge
Do do do do do doot do do do do do do do do do do do do doot
Do do do do doot do do do do do do doot do do do do do do doooooooo
EXTERMINATOR 3: Girls, how are we going to do this? THEY’RE HUGE!
EXTERMINATOR 4: AND SUPER SCARY!
Determinate
Trying hard to fight my fears
I'm crazy worried
It’s straight from my heart, these tears
I'm so sorry
You know, we gotta get ‘em out
We can do this
That's what pest control’s about
They, won’t see us cry
I can't deny
These roaches try to run and hide
And get inside
We’re gonna fight
You won’t take over my life
I know we, I know we
I know that we can do this
I know we, I know we
I know that we can do this
Gotta turn this house into a roach war
Exterminate, ex-exterminate
Spray the can of SPRAID until there’s no more
Exterminate, ex-exterminate
Us pest eradicators, we can clear the danger
Gotta turn this house into a roach war
Exterminate, ex-exterminate
*ALL CHEER*
Old Time Rock And Roll
You know it’s us, our name’s on the bill
We’ve got good fashion, while burning ant hills
We’ve finally completed our goal
You know we’re Chi Mu Pest Control
Those bugs are gone that’s how we roll
A lack of roaches just soothes our soul
Never miss an ant or a roach
You know we’re Chi Mu Pest Control
Those bugs are gone that’s how we roll
A lack of roaches just soothes our soul
I wish we never did have to go
Goodbye from Chi Mu Pest Control
Chi Mu Pest Control
EEE – Golfing on the Green
Lyrics
Augusta (The Masters Theme)
Announcer: “Good evening, on behalf of the Women of EEE, I’d like to welcome you to the 100th playing of the Legacy Pearl Tournament. Golfers are warming up to tee off. Wow, it’s kinda quiet out here.”
Born To Be Wild
Golfing on the fairway
It’s gonna be a great day
It’s the hundredth tournament
And the E’s are here to play!
We’ll tee off soon and start the action
Got my club and my caddie too
The red jacket is the main attraction
Feeling nervous and don't want to lose
E’s golfing on the green
E’s golfing on the grEEEn (spoken)
Uptown Girl
Pros, pros
Pro golfers
We are living in an uptight world
We’ve been golfing since the age of 3
And we’re here to take the victory
Here at hole 1 and we’re all in our prime
Because you know we get par every time
I have no first tee nerves
Because spectators
Know that we’re all
The pro golfers
Lost In The Woods
My golf ball’s gone
Off to the woods, the sand, the pond
I’m feeling lost
And I don’t know what hole we’re on
And i come to realize
This is not mini golf
The course is long
My club is short
And what is par?
I am just an amature
People keep yelling bogey
And who’s the guy in white chasing me?
Amature: “So like…how do we do this?”
Pro: “It’s like a big putt.”
Amatures: “OHHHHHH”
Baby’s Got Back (I Like Big Butts)
I like big putts and i cannot lie
Those other golfers can't deny
When a pro walks in with her polo tucked in
And her backswing fast
You know we’re getting last
Beau 1: “Well it’s a little more than just a big putt…”
Amature: “Whatever” *walks off stage*
Beau 1: “Man the amatures never listen!”
Beau 2: “Tell me about it. The pros never take any pointers!”
It’s The Hard-Knock Life
It's the caddie life for us
Its a real rough life for us
Instead of cart rides
We just walk on and on and
We are stuck
In the caddie life
Don't it feel like the bag is always heavy
Don't it seem like they never take advice
amateurs don't know the putter from the driver
Don't even get me started on the price
It’s the caddie life
What Is This Feeling
Amature: Is this hole 9? This is stressful and new
Pro: You just parred 1 and you don’t have a clue
Amature: Am I winning?
Pro: Are you kidding?
Amature: My hands are sweating
Both: And my sunburn is peeling
Golfing
Racing all around the fairway
I need something from the cafe
SPOKEN PART: Dollar 50 pimento cheese sandwich
Amature: But where do I pee?
Though I do admit they can swing fast
But I don’t believe that they will last
Still we will be golfing
Announcer: “Oh no it looks like a storm’s rolling in. This might delay us, good thing we are over half-way through. Everyone take cover!”
It's Raining Men
Humidity’s rising
Our patience getting low
Now a storms a coming
And we’ve got no place to go
I don't want no downtime
We’ve barely made it halfway through
For the first time in EEE
It seems the tournament’s come to an end
Let the rain begin
Grab a poncho and jump on in
Take a spin
For the first time
I’m dancing in the rain
This storms about to change the game
Announcer: "Thank goodness the rain is clearing up, so we are able to finish the game!"
Bet On It
Neck and neck and we’re here at hole 18
The pressures on and we don’t know how to think
This one putt determines everything
Putt it in
Hit it in
Make it in
For the win
*amature claps too loud out of excitement*
Church Clap
Golf clap remember ladies golf clap
Golf clap don’t forget your golf clap
Announcer: “Folks in the 100 years of this tournament this has never happened before! I’ll catch up with you guys all the way at hole 25!”
30,000 Feet
Golfing on the grEEEn
A little hard to say the least
Nonetheless its a honor to be an E
Though we’re tied, we're still not done
This legacy’s just begun
I’ve got my sisters here with me
It gets better each century
Since 1925 we’ve been making memories
Through the trials and the storms
We found the ones that we adore
Its seems like you always find your family
When you're in the women of EEE
For a century (up a octave)
Zero To Hero
EEE golfing on the green
Hole 25 out here making history
What a pro, she is in the flow
But the scoreboard says the amateurs are getting close
Everyone looks so matter of a fact
We’re all golfers just like that
We played the game even through the rain
And danced at every turn
Now we are rich in sisterhood
The jackets all that's left to earn
Playing at the legacy tournament
We never thought we'd see this moment
She putts the ball in and takes the lead
The jacket is coming
The crowd is buzzing
The silence is breaking
Announcer: And the winner is…..
EEE
Eta Alpha Omega – Butlers
Lyrics
Ghostbusters
We’re Butlers!
If there's someone there
Who needs to be served
Who you gonna call?
Your Butlers!
If you’ve got a task
or a little chore
Who you gonna call?
Your Butlers!
Sweetheart: Butlers, your bow ties looks SO good with your cute little suits
Southern Nights
Black Bow Ties
Have you ever worn a black bow tie
A pinch and a squeeze, and you will look just like me
Black Bow Ties are as clean as can be
Normal Ties (NO!!)
We’re too posh to wear a normal tie
Just black and white, no suspender in sight
Were just dashing young guys with bow ties
Sweetheart (speaking): Hey guys! We need you to get our shoes shining again!
Toxic
ALL: No shine, that can't go down
We gotta polish these shoes right now
Don’t you get us now?
With a passion for this, we’ll make ‘em shine
Your shoes will look better than others
Just the scent of the polish is paradise
I'm addicted to shine
Don't you know that we polish?
Speaking: Oh goodness, I could really use a break
Day-O
Serve all day ‘till it’s no more fun
Clean and shine ‘till the set-ting sun
Polish shoes 'til de mornin' come
Clean and shine ‘till the set-ting sun
Come, mister butler man, polish all me shoes- ugh
Clean and shine ‘till the set-ting sun
Please, missus lady man, go and take vacation
Please, oh please, we just wanna have fun
Sweetheart: Well guys, we’re gonna take a vacation! Bruce Wayne is throwing us a party!
What shall we do with our free evening?
We Will Rock You
Butlers, we work hard, were some good boys
Serving for this house, gonna need a big break someday
We work hard every day, let's change the pace
Lets throw a party all over this place, I’m sayin’
We should, we should party
Vocally agreeing (stuff like “yeah” “he’s right” or “party time! Yippee Woohoo!”
We should, we should party
Did someone say party?!
September
Hey, hey, hey
Party time, work is finally over
Party time, we’re only getting older
Party time, throw those ties and celebrate
Phone Ring
Sweetheart: Hey guys, the party got cancelled so I guess we’re coming back tonight.
The ladies will still party tonight! (Cue final countdown intro, all epic and stuff)
Final Countdown
ALL: The bosses are coming, but it's too soon
Now we’ll make this party
For them, all is well
We’ll take all of our favorite things
And we’ll use theirs (we’ll use theirs)
Will we have time to make this party for them?
It's the final countdown
Our final countdown
Sweetheart: Hey guys, we’re home
We Are Young
So you made it home, with no party
And you all seem pretty down
So we’ll party, right here
Tonight
The night is young
There’s much time to party
We hope you’re ready, start the fun
Give Me Everything
Alfred has selected our very own Batguy as your DJ for the night!!!
This party needs justice, and I’m here to serve it... on the dance floor.
Sweetheart: Tonight we will dance away the night
And we thank you for tonight
But we hope you know, that you still have work tomorrow
But let's party tonight
All: Eta butlers know
That we can get low
Get on the dance floor
AY OH YOU KNOW
Mirrors
Cause the Butlers gotta go for now
We really wish that we didn’t have to leave
We shined some shoes and tied some ties
And we got down on the dance floor
We loved being your butlers (oh)
We’ll butler for you anytime (oh)
Life couldn’t get any better (oh)
But now it is our bedtime (Oh)
But now we’ll make you this promise
Though we’re hanging up our bowties for the night
That we loved being your butlers
We’ll butler for you day and night, all day and night
Gamma Phi – Game Time
Lyrics
Black or White
AOW
Welcome to the gamma phi game night
The main attraction has finally arrived
C’mon don’t be shy now
We’ve been working for this all of our life
There is no discriminating
It don’t matter if ur red black or white
OOO
Would you like to play go fish war or spoons
You know that we are the best item to use
Just take us out the box now
And let us show you how it’s done right!
Let’s get this party started
It dont matter if ur red black or white
Not Like Us
Psst, we see silly people
Jokers on the beat bro (beat bro)
No numbers but were still elite yo
Whos needs a suit when you look as fresh as us tho
Stop putting us back in the box we have a role to play bro
What's up with all the cards always having us excluded?
Little do they know we are the best thing included
Cmon just look at our grin, we clearly are the best option
Forget about these others, there all toxin
Dont let them fool you or their tricks will be non stoppin
Oops!...I Did it Again
Finally with my friend
He stole my red heart
Just playing a game
Oh help me help
Oops I’m leaving my club
Cuz’ i got lost in love
No longer a pair with them
I Want To Break Free
I want to be queen,
But i'm just a 3,
I want to be ruler of cards but i'm just a sub par 3,
I wish I was queen
Party Rock Anthem
Deck of cards are in the house tonight
Don't even bother tryin’ to put up a fight
You can bet you’ll use us at game night
So you know they gotta, mix that
Everyday we’re shuffling
Y.M.C.A.
Oh man, here’s my favorite card i said
Hey there, i saw u comin afar please just
Stay there, cuz we need u to have a
Very lucky fun game night
And that’s why we choose the ace of spades
And that’s why we choose the ace of spades
Why choose anything else , when this card exists
It makes winning such a bliss
Where Have You Been?
Looking everywhere
Where did i put this card
It’s not over there, but it surely didn’t go far
I've been everywhere man looking for this spade,
searching for this spade, where is this spade?”
Where were you in
Sorry i fell in the couch
Don’t do that crap again
We’re a full deck nowwww
Ohhhhhhh
DONTTTTT GET STUCK AGAIN
IN THA COUCHHHH
IN THA COUCH COUCH COUCH COUCH
I thought u had surely just die ie ie ie ie ied
Made the whole deck lose our mi i i i i inds
Tell me the truth pls don’t lie ie ie ie ie ie
How did you get stuck inside?
24k Magic
Pick a card any card will do
Yeah? Which one will you choose?
Going with this card on the far rightttt?
That’s a good one JPAC
Good pick!
Alright now listen (listen) listen (listen)
Was it the 2 of diamonds
They don’t know, how would they know
We rigged this entire trick
Poker Face
Game night is over now
Best time we’ve had all week
Before we go
Get up and dance and get on your feet
These deck of cards are going back to where their from
And baby since you played by all our rules its was so fun, fun
Oh woah woah
Ok now bye
Its been a fun time
Oh woah woah
Were Gamma Phi, were doing it right
If there one thing that’s true
All 52 of us we run this place
Can’t tear apart this deck of cards oh
And as long as all you
Remember who we are
Were gamma phi, Deck of cards yeah deck of cards
P p p poker face
P p poker face
Look at our poker face
Our p poker face
Kappa Chi – Blacksmiths
Lyrics
Frozen Heart
Born of fire and smoky air
And iron hammers ringing
In a fiery forge where tempers flare
The embers are always stinging
So grab your tongs, hold them tight
Strike the steel with all your might
We will work all day and night
We all do our part
And stoke the fire’s heart
Hey! Ho!
Watch your step!
Here we go!
HAH!
Spring
(Spoken): Hear ye! Hear ye! By order of the king, you are hereby to make a great and
glorious
sword to slay the Great Red Beast!
Us: Gasp
1 Person: "But we’ve never done that before"
King: "Nonsense, it must be done in 5 minutes"
Us: "FIVE MINUTES?!"
I’m Just Ken
We don’t even know what to do
Not the faintest clue
Someone show me how am I, oh-oh I
Am I gonna make this monster’s bane
Drivin’ me insane
Tell me will the stars align
And show me a design
Pressure’s on so visibly
Hope the King has sympathy
Man this thing (it's lookin’ rough)
Making this sword is just too tough
Cuz’ this is so much harder than it looked
Brother we’re so cooked
Ain’t No Love In Oklahoma
(Spoken): “Peace brothers! Let this old pro show you how it’s done!”
(HOO) x2
(HOO) x2
(HOO) x2
(HOO) x2
I’ve been working that same old anvil
Down a cold dark forge far away
Feel that fire flowing through your veins
So now you listen to what I say
Head to the furnace and fire it up
Grab some steel and heat it up
I’ve been working that same old anvil
And I will show you the way
Grab your hammer and raise it high
Feel the rhythm of a pounding refrain
See the sparks and let ‘em fly
Never let your strength wane
Can’t Touch This
You know what time it is (it’s hammer time)
Look in our eyes, man (it’s hammer time)
We’ve been workin’ so hard
Workin’ all day ‘till our fingers are charred
It’s hot, a thousand degrees
Gotta watch out when you’re in this heat
Yeah we’re casting, drawing out
Take a look at us and you know what we’re about
Get that, quench that
Still pretty warm, so step on back
Let’s go, gotta come in clutch
Just gonna add a finishing touch
Hey, I told you (don’t touch that) *Sword is handed off to person in between lines
here
That metal’s hot man (don’t touch that)
Yo, someone please grab us some water (it's hot!)
Higher
When we were asked to make a sword
Not so long ago
That’s when the alloy was poured
And we began the work by the fire’s glow
Then he came here
Yeah the old smith came
He heard our prayer
And showed us the way
We came together
To do the king’s decree
We came together
To make the great beast flee
*Person/King enters and Kappas look at him
Group: “Did it work?!”
Person/King: “IT WORKS!”
Group: *cheers loudly*
I’ll Make a Man Out of You
Now we come to the end of our show (we’re blacksmiths)
With all of us who can sing in tune (Kappa smiths)
And now that it is our time to go
This has been the tunes show of
KAPPA!
Rho Sigma – Bones
Lyrics
Bohemian Rhapsody
Is this the real life? Are we just fantasy?
Bones in the graveyard, just our reality.
Open your eyes, we would but we died you see.
Ice Ice Baby
Yo B.O.N.E, lets kick it
Fright night baby
Fright night baby
Alright stop anticipate and vision
Night is back with a scary addition
Something grabs a hold of you tightly
Glow like a pumpkin daily and nightly
Will I ever stop yo, you don’t know
Block out the lights, and ill glow
Its Halloween, control the night like a vandal
I'll make you scream, then light a way like a candle
Dance! All the speakers they go boom,
They shaking my spine like a curious dog do.
Deadly, when you play a dope melody
Skeletons are best, but the best is never seen.
Run it and jump it, you better get away
You outta start movin, you know I never play.
If you have a question yo, ill solve it
Its Halloween, round the graveyard we call it
Fright night baby
Fright night baby
Thriller
It's close to Midnight.
Skeletons are a lurking in the dark
Under the moonlight
You see my bones, but you don’t see a heart
You Run and scream
But you don't ever even get to know me
You start to freeze
Were scary but we really are nice guys
It's worth a try
Cause we are chillers, were real chill guys
No one's gonna blame you
If you do go run and hide
But know were chillers, real chill guys
You're missing out on life without a thriller chiller night
Fein
This one time, just come find
Where all the guys, have been all night
You're all the same
All you do is
Scream, scream, scream, scream, scream (yeah)
Scream, scream, scream, scream, scream (yeah)
Scream, scream, scream, scream, scream (yeah)
Scream, scream, scream, scream, scream (yeah)
Grenade
Easy run, easy go, you just never play
Ohh run, run, run away but you never stay
Should've known I was trouble from the first rib
Had my bones wide open, why where they open?
My bones are all I had, and they scared you so bad
You ran away so fast, you did
To all just get along is all I ever asked
But what you don't understand is
I would be a good friend to ya
We would lend you a hand oh yeah
Get chewed on by a Great Dane for ya
You know I'd go far away from ya
Ohh I would do all these things
And I don't even have a brain
Oh, we would be great friend's baby
But you don’t think the same
Breaking Free
We’re bony frightening
There’s not a stone in the graveyard
That we don’t know
If we’re trying
Yeah we’re breaking bones
We know the world can see us
It’s just a way that’s different than who we were
Creating space within us
Til we have no hearts
But your faith it gives us strength
Strength to believe
We’re breaking bones
We’re bony
Frightening
There’s not a stone in the graveyard
That we don’t know
If we’re trying
Yeah we’re breaking bones
Man of Constant Sorrow
We are skeletons made of bone and marrow
We hope that you enjoyed the show
(We hope that you enjoyed the show)
Student Life – Arcade
Lyrics
Boy: “Man, so much for roller skating!”
Boy: “Yeah… who buys out the rink to play Bingo on a Friday night?”
Girl: “What could we do instead?”
Anyway You Want It
Let’s go to the arcade!
That’s how we can spend it!
Let’s go to the arcade!
You’re the One That I Want
Everyone: Look at all that stuff!!
Hello friends, look at these prizes
Oh you’ve got… to go win them!
'Cause these prizes I’m supplying
There’s nothin’ like em’!
We better lock in!
'Cause we need to win!
How hard could it be?
We better lock in!
Cause we’ve gotta win!
How many tickets would we need?
This one's five, but for you I’ll make it three!
That’s the one that I want! Boy 1 (adlib): A whoopee cushion!
Ooh, ooh, ooh, that’s!
The one that I want! Girl 1 (adlib): A lava lamp!!
Ooh, ooh, ooh, that’s!
The one that I want! Boy 2 (adlib): A magic 8 ball!!!!
Ooh, ooh, ooh
The one that I need Girl 2 (adlib): A slinky!!!
Oh, just for me!
Beat It
They told me, "You have gotta roll it right here"
“Just make it in the hole the ball will disappear"
Go for a 100 points yeah the game is pretty clear
It’s skeeball, gonna win some tick-ets!
At skee ball (skee ball), skee ball (skee ball)
Yea, you gotta skee that skee ball!
Showin' how skillful, straight is your roll
When I need tickets, yea we’re gonna go
Play skee ball (skee ball)
Play skee ball (skee ball)
Play skee ball (skee ball)
Play skee ball (skee ball)
I’m Still Standing
Did you think that we could never win?
Well, look at this, got a high score again!
Gonna dance away as we make the moves…
Never hitting nothin’ less than perfect as we dance this groove!
Don't you know, we’re still dancin’ tryna win some tickets?
Moving from the left to the right, let’s play another round again
And we’re still dancin' after all this time
Winnin’ lots of tickets so we can get the best prize tonight!
We’re still dancing!
Yea yea yea
We’re still dancing!
Yea yea yea
Should I Stay or Should I Go
Darling, I just have got to know
Should I play, or should I go?
Oh-I wanna win that prize
But I might waste all of my time
Will you drop or will you hold?
Should we play, or should we go?
Voice: Attention all you radical hipsters! The Arcade will be closing in five minutes! Have a gnarly night!
Boy 1: Oh no… we spent all our time playing that claw machine…
Girl 1: And none of us have enough tickets for all the prizes we want…
Boy 1: What are we gonna do?!
Girl 1: I’ve got it!! What if we…
We Built This City
Combine our tickets!
We might have enough for a big prize
With all our tickets!
We could go get the best prize of all!
Everyone: Let’s do it!!!!!!!
Ain’t No Mountain High Enough
Counter worker: Hello, my friends…
You got those prices high, and our spirits low
Couldn’t get no prizes, til we…
Combined all our tickets, and now here we are
We’re sharing them all!
Counter worker: I’m so proud, my friends!
Please count them up, we’ll be taking the best prize
And when we’re back next time, we know that there…
Ain't no game that’s hard enough
Ain't no claw that drops enough
Ain't no tickets large enough
To keep us from winning our prizes
Counter worker: Wow! With all these tickets… it looks like y’all win… your own mini claw machine!
I Want it That Way
What a night!
We got to play a bunch’a games!
Won a prize!
We know that we will re-main!
Friends for life!
We had so much fun today! at
Student Life Arcade
Student Life Arcade!!!
Tri Chi – Toothfairies
Lyrics
Dancing Queen
Almost night but our wands still glow
Fairies look for a house to go
Where the kids are all sleeping
Pearly whites are brushed
We’ve come to look for a tooth
You know us from your dreams
We are the tooth fairies
Young and sweet, here to take your teeth
Tooth fairies
Feel the beat as we move our wings, oh, yeah
Sweet Child O’ Mine
Kid’s got a smile that it looks to me
Reminds us of childhood baby teeth
Where everything was as warm as a bright
new smile
Now and then we can see kid’s face
They take us away to that special place
And once we get those teeth, we’ll fly back to the sky
Woah, oh, oh
Sweet smile o’ mine
Mr. Sandman
Ms. Tooth Fairy, here in my dream
Leave me the most coins that I’ve ever seen
Give me two bucks or even a cool toy
Then tell me I’ll have something new to enjoy
I Just Can’t Wait To Be King
Every tooth look left
Every tooth look right
Everywhere you look we’re...
Standing in the spotlight
We’ve waited here forever just to see
If we will be the tooth that gets to be
Chosen by our favorite tooth fairies
Oh, we just can't wait to be free!
Footloose
She turned her tooth loose, tooth loose
Time to do what we do!
Tooth Fairies
Follow after my lead
Tooth, you’re free
Come on while they’re asleep
Lose your blues
Look that girls got a loose tooth
Money Money Money
Get teeth all night, get teeth all day
to pay the kids I have to pay
(Aren’t we glad!)
I trade all of my coins for teeth,
And never once have they seen me
(Not too bad)
While they dream, I hatch my plan
To leave sparkle where I can
I’ll leave before they ever wake
Now this should be a piece of cake
Money, money, money
Leaving money
Under kid’s pillows
Butter
Fly through the sky with the teeth
Just did our job, with TC, baby
Now we’ve got these teeth
Let her show you her new money
Fly through the sky with the teeth
Get it, let it roll
Summertime Sadness
We got that tooth fairy,
Tooth fairy magic
To-to-tooth fairy,
Tooth fairy magic
Got that tooth fairy,
Tooth fairy magic
Oh, oh-oh, oh-oh
They Got The Beat
We got the teeth
We got the teeth
We got the teeth, yeah
We got the teeth
Never-Ending Story
Fly around
Look at what we see
With Tri Chi,
Trading money for teeth
Make believe we’re everywhere
We’re hidden in the sky
Thanks for joining us and
Having lots of fun with
Tooth fairies of Tri Chi
