It’s almost that time. Tunes time.
If you are like me, you enjoy sneaking around the campus and asking friends what their Tiger Tunes theme is. My goal every year is trying to figure out what all the themes are before the big reveal.
Some years are more successful than others. And if you are anything like me, I’m about to help you out and give you the leaked Tunes themes. You’re welcome.
WARNING: fake news ahead!
The Women of Tri Chi present Try Crying
It’s the solution to all your college problems.
The Women of EEE present EEEclipse
Be careful not to burn your retinas. You need to watch this show with NASA-approved glasses.
The Women of Chi Delta present Delta Airlines
They won’t kick you out of the plane when overcrowding is an issue.
The Women of Chi Mu present Chi Music Majors
Sorry, they can’t hang out. They have practice.
The Men and Women of Campus Ministries present the Trinity
You best believe when they sing, the Father, Son and Holy Spirit show up.
The Men and Women of Student Life present Student Life
They’re going to sit on stage and watch Netflix.
The Men of Kappa Chi present Kappa Tasty HibaCHI
I heard something about fried rice being served…
The Men of Beta Beta present Guy on a Buffalo
No buffalo will be harmed in this show.
The Men of Eta Alpha Omega present Grandpas
They’ve aged a bit, but can still sing in perfect harmony and bust a move – they just have to be more careful after their hip replacements.
The Men of Rho Sigma present The Men of Beta Beta
They have already bought the mopeds and are ready to win second place.
This year’s actual Tiger Tunes theme reveal will be Sept. 8 during Friday at Dr. Jacks. Go find out what the real themes are. Good luck to all the shows, and, if this is your first Tunes to perform in, I hope you have the time of your life.
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